Two Out of Six Ain’t Bad

February 16th, 2006 Posted in 2006

Making fun of something so self-evidently-for-morons as Date Movie is sort of the comedy equivalent of laughing at someone with Down’s Syndrome struggling to open a can of Pepsi, so I’ll be brief when I point out this screengrab from the trailer, currently on TV, on every channel, every eight seconds:

Ha ha ha, two out of the six, that is hilarious. Seriously and my fucking God, though, it took six people to write Scary Movie? What, did they take turns with the crayon? I’m unclear as to how many nitrous-huffing meatheads you’d specifically need to type “Someone does something from the Matrix and shits their pants” into script format, but just at a guess: probably less than three.