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"Doesn't it look identical to?" "Yeah, I know," I said. "It's almost creepy." Then, earlier yesterday, I was out with another friend combing used bookstores for a magazine he needed to complete a collection. At some point, coincidentally enough, the topic came up again. "Hey, that Hunted movie looks exactly like First Blood, doesn't it?" he asked, flipping through a dusty rack of old back issues. (Please note that I present both of these conversations as snippets of a greater whole in order to make a point about The Hunted and not to suggest that every male friend I have spends every waking moment talking about soon-to-be-released Benicio Del Toro movies. We also talk about girls, hockey, bands, girls we'd sleep with if given the chance, and how one might go about getting that chance. Other than that, though, admittedly it's pretty much just Benicio Del Toro movie talk non-stop.) Given that the similarities between the two films are pronounced enough to keep coming up as a quirky conversational topic, I can only assume that many other people are also making this connection and having a quick laugh at The Hunted's expense; much like everyone had a quick laugh about Hollywood's stupidity a few years back, when they released those two asteroid movies within months of each other. Even my dad who watches maybe one movie a decade, usually under duress from the rest of the family, and tends to sit through its duration with his arms crossed, glaring at the television as if it were a loud and obnoxious houseguest telling lurid anecdotes and cutting occasional loud farts directly into the sofa cushions noticed the similarity between The Hunted and First Blood, even though he has, to the best of my knowledge, seen neither film. I tend to use my father as a kind of "media awareness" litmus test. So if we happen to be watching the game, and after a commerical break he says: "Didn't they already make that movie? It starred Rambo, didn't it?", that to me is a clear indication that Hollywood hasn't waited nearly long enough for a film to fade from the public consciousness before cannibalizing and repackaging it. Keeping this in mind, I have elected not to harp on about the similarities between these movies. I'm assuming most people have already made this mental connection and moved on. Instead, I thought I'd do the makers of The Hunted a public service, and call attention to the many differences between the two films. Hopefully they'll take note and cut me a big check for my troubles. Differences
Between the Films The Hunted and First Blood:
So there you have
it. Just to double-check things, I surfed over to the official site
and the IMDb and looked for any kind of indication that The Hunted
is a remake of First Blood (I'd look pretty silly, after all,
making all these jokes if it turned out it was an intentional homage).
Well, if it is, they don't take great pains to show it it's not
mentioned once on either page, and nobody associated with First Blood
is mentioned in the writing credits. Who wants to bet, however, that
once the overwhelmingly bad impression people are taking away from the
trailer gets back to the producers, we'll be seeing a lot of television
spin about how it's a "tribute" and a "remake" in
an eleventh-hour attempt at damage control? We'll see in a week, I suppose. RATING:
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