Directions FROM "Wendy's House" TO "Neverland":

Traveler's Tips:
The flight to Peter Pan's homeland is long (48.3 light years), so you'll probably want to stretch your legs and grab some coffee before you land. Luckily there's an all night diner just past the reality side of your trip to Neverland. First-time travelers to Neverland should becareful of how they eat in zero G, as stray fries can clog air pumps, poke eyes, cause misunderstandings and ruin friendhships. Water is also precious — the establishment kindly requests that you urinate into the liquid and atmosphere recyclers before, after, and in fact throughout your dining. Famished drivers and otherwise fat people will enjoy the breakfast menu. The Infinitely Dense Black Hole Omelets can't be beaten, and the muffins (besides being baked muffin-resh daily), take advantage of the lack of gravity with their high yeast content, and are frankly enormous. Though in some cultures it is permissable to pass gas after a meal, travellers should remember that in deep space, the gas will linger, on average, for forever, making for an awkward 48.3 light year trip. Lastly, don't forget to leave a decent tip — remember, you're our country's representative when you go abroad, even to fictional diners in deep space.