SPECIAL DISNEY PRIMER:
To understand why a specific film gets made, one must first understand the studio from which it is spawned. The Disney Company was founded by unique circumstances, particular to its own time and era. Find out how Disney came to be what it is today, and why a movie like Lizzie McGuire gets made. Come, let's take an insightful stroll through the last century of Disney history:
December 5, 1901: The youngest of five, Walt Disney is born to parents
Elias and Flora in Chicago.
December 6, 1901: The babe Walt is approached psychically and agrees to sell off part of or all of his soul to the Father of Lies in exchange for great wealth and power at his coming of age. The child grows.
November 18, 1928: Steamboat Willie is released to huge success. The Disney legend is born upon the wings of daemon.
November 18, 1932:
Disney wins the first of his studio's Academy Awards to the chagrin of God and
the forces of goodness in general.
December 21, 1937: Disney
salutes his master by taunting millions of Depression-era poor with the then
unheard-of $1,499,000 cost to make Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. According
to Disney the film, though delightful and enchanting, "was still not a
bowl of soup or a roof. Thank you, Master." He is rewarded with further
riches.
June 5, 1940: Disney's
staff swells to more than 1,000 artists, animators, story men, and technicians.
Because of World War II, 94% of the Disney facilities are engaged in "special
government work," including the production of propaganda films and draining
the blood of virgins to replace expensive red dye and paint costs. Mephistopheles
laughs.
July 17, 1955: Walt
Disney completes the $17-million Kingdom built in tribute to and as a residence
for The Adversary upon his conquering of heaven. Disneyland opens.
December 15, 1966: Lucifer,
Prince of Darkness, Son of Perdition, proud of all that Disney has accomplished
in His name, calls his Nameless Son home to take his place as a general in his
godless army of hellspawn. Satan allows Walt's body to be frozen cryogenically,
so that Disney might one day be allowed to take physical form again to help
in ruling the earth after Armageddon.
TODAY: The Walt Disney Company continues to psychologically subvert and brainwash its mostly under-18 viewer base in the hopes of altering their political and social views before they might form comprehensive world views of their own.
Praise Satan!