A note on the subjects' trailer comments: to achieve as much realism as possible, these critiques were assembled from actual user comments on IMDb.com. If you should recognize any of the randomly-placed punctuation, apostrophes used to pluralize words, or labarynthine, adverb-free sentences to be your own, please write me with a long, long letter in complaint. Feel free to elaborate as much as you feel is necessary to get your point across.