The Complete News Skim Comics
July 28th, 2004 Posted in News Skim Comics |
News Skim Comics #1: “Slip of the Tongue” It’s not easy running an evil shadow government at the best of times, and it certainly can’t help when your puppet candidates are two foul-mouthed potatoheads cursing the homeless on live television. As with most matters of American political direction, all heads turn to a top-tier Batman villain for a rational solution. |
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News Skim Comics #2: “Enter…The Green Party” With the Redemopublicratican presidential candidate running unopposed, it’s up to the Green Party to once again try to save the world, then fail to do so in humiliating fashion. Presidential hopeful Ralph Nader argues international policy with a rampaging monster, while Evil Consortium spies lurk in the shadows purchasing nachos. |
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News Skim Comics #3: “Throwdown (Part I)” Oh, it’s on. The political climate heats up as both candidates have a fair and reasonable discussion of ethics, with Green Party candidate Godzilla beating the absolute stuffing out of Morgan Freeman on the steps of an impressive-looking government building I can’t remember the name of. Mayhem, she ensues. Get ready to have cliffhangers rebound off your face with every page, each more cliffhanging than the last. |
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News Skim Comics #4: “Throwdown (Part II)” Photoshop battle royale continues: Godzilla and Morgan take their grudge match on a tour of Washington, D.C., leaving a path of meat-hewing destruction through the funeral procession of our actor-est former President ever. Meanwhile, Cheney nurses his wounds and swears revenge on his lackeys; and if you’re willing to take his claims at face value, Donald Rumsfeld’s pecs are apparently totally awesome. |
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News Skim Comics #5: “Throwdown (Part III)” The complicated mess this comic calls a plot rolls to a flailing halt in this shocking conclusion, with Godzilla and Morgan Freeman settling their differences the only way they know how: hovering in the sky, with flashbacks. The reader is also given some disturbing glimpses into the home lives of several characters that they probably could have done without. Bonus feature: this comic actually manages to offend every single person in Europe. And their pets. |
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