Put My Blarney Stones In Your Mouth
March 17th, 2007 Posted in 2007Happy St. Patricks Day! How are you? I’m ridiculously hungover, It’s fucking cold out, and I’m going back to bed.
But first: a scathing holiday-themed piece of mine is up at Cracked called St. Patrick’s Day Exposed (it’s a shit title, I know), as well as another holiday-themed piece of mine from last year that one of the Cracked editors exhumed and reposted. It’s mostly just an excuse to tell a lot of filthy jokes about pooping and sexual assault. (Guess which article’s getting linked around more?)
Anyway, thats all I got. By the sound of it, two feral cats are clawing themselves to death in the alley outside my apartment. I might referee that for a while if they let me. Otherwise, some aspirin and a warm bed beckon.
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