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Porta-Joe®
By removing non-essential toilet
parts like the water tank, flush mechanism, filler
valve, handle, seat, bowl, bowl siphon, refill
mechanism and various piping, our toilet scientists
have taken the toilet and boiled it down to its
brute essence with Flush-Rite’s patented
Plast-O-Bag™ technology. Porta-Joe®
fits right in the comfort of your own pocket.
Great for road trips, or people who don’t
like regular-sized stationary toilets! |
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The
Hole-Maker® Great
for camping and any ole-digging enthusiasts in
your family! “Honey, thanks! This is the
perfect Christmas gift! I’m going to go
dig a hole! I love you!” Are we insinuating
the Flush-Rite Hole-Maker might save your crumbling
marriage? We might be, yes. |
For
The Kids:
The
Slam-Dunker
Flushy The Rap Star Says:
It’s Off The Hook! |
For
The Family On The Move:
The
Econo-Craptrough |
For
The Special Conjoined Members of Your Family:
The 2-4-1
3
year money-back garantee in case of premature
twin death
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For
Mom:
The
“Hot Shit” Toilet/Convection Oven |
For
Her:
Tell
Her You’d Marry Her All Over Again
- With The Tender Memories Crystal & Diamond
Excrement Carrier |
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Vacu-Flush® Toilets come equipped with
titanium alloy Red-E-Grips® to ensure
you aren't violently sucked into your own toilet.
In fact, we at Flush-Rite are so confident of
that, we made it out motto: You Won't Get
Violently Sucked Into Your Own Toilet.
Vacu-Flush®
Toilets come equipped with Flush-Rite's patented
Bidet-Blast!® feature, which releases
a concentrated stream of room-temperature cleaning
agents at your rectum at 12,000 kilograms of
pressure per centimeter squared. Please note
that some newer models of Vacu-Flush®
do not allow access to the cleaning agent reservoir
as with previous versions, due to some customers
filling the reservoir with malt liquor.
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