March 16, 2006
January 09, 2006
It Came From My C Drive
November 14, 2005
Ill-Advised Purchases at the 99 Cent Store
July 25, 2005
Pages Ripped From High School Textbooks
July 19, 2005
Single Scene Comics
June 11, 2005
Pages Ripped From Childrens' Books
April 25, 2005
Say, Actor Kirk Douglas...
April 01, 2005
Favorite Nintendo Games Ever
International pop-star Prince has
been given a $500,000 cash advance
royalty to record the motion picture
soundtrack for the hit film Batman!
It is his greatest challenge!!!
Use your Funk Powers and Guitars to
make Prince's soundtrack a success!
He is counting on you!
March 30, 2005
Twenty-something
May 20, 2004
Microsoft Good Judgment
May 07, 2004
Murder!
January 27, 2004
Robbie Jordan's Wheel O' Time
Made for a friend of mine who's a huge Robert Jordan fan. And by "made for," I of course mean "to irritate her by mocking her cherished novels." Moo hoo ha ha ha ha ha.
I am one hell of a guy.
January 12, 2004
Compassion is my Co-Pilot
During a forum debate several weeks ago on the pros and cons of vegetarianism, a lone vegetarian provided a well-reasoned and brave argument amidst criticism and hatred. He calmly explained that he wasn't trying to convert anyone, and he didn't think he was better than anyone. He simply did not wish to eat meat. Prejudice was his reward, as hundreds of forum posters heaped scorn on him for his beliefs.
I was one of them. Man, it was hilarious.
October 30, 2003
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego's Clitoris?
You arrive in Vulva at 8:00 and go to the Hotel.
[knife lodges into wall beside you with a computery bleep noise]
*** You're on the right track! ***
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September 24, 2003
Orphan Blood Cures Cancer!
The following is evidence of the sort of photoshopped blasphemy I get up to when I'm really bored, which goes a long way to explaining why the government funds regular shipments of video games and porn to my house to ensure that's never the case. Sadly, however, sometimes even the pornographic arts aren't enough to keep my mind from wandering. And when my mind wanders, it's usually to wonder who I could offend a gigantic amount, and what the quickest way to do that might be.
Anyway.
September 22, 2003
My British Tourism Campaign
April 03, 2003
Magazine Covers
Comic Strips
