Longer Works and HTML Miscellany

December 27th, 2007 Posted in 2004, 2003, Articles

Another post with old material, as my holiday break “putter project” continues into the week. (By the way, most of the existing stuff on the site should be working now; if you spot something that isn’t, please be helpful and post a comment below so I can fix it. Thanks!)

In this batch are various longer pieces I’ve written over the years that either depend heavily on their HTML layouts to work or would simply be a huge pain in the ass to transport over to JP.com’s fancy-pants new WordPress layout. As with my Lampoon post, it’s a bit of a grab-bag here; still, based on word count alone it’s a pretty imposing stack of free writing, so if there end up being a few stinkers in the batch I make no apologies. (I should also note the appearance here of several pieces I’ve gotten emails about concerning their disappearance, in particular “A Tribe Untouched,” “Torso Messiah,” “Love Letter” and “Lordo Ringfellow.” So to the two or three people out there who still remember them and actually care enough to ask: bless you and here they are. Feel free to stop emailing me about them.)

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  1. 5 Responses to “Longer Works and HTML Miscellany”

  2. By Jack on Dec 29, 2007

    Trailer Trash AND A tribe untouched?

    I love you mister Pinkerton, have my child.

  3. By Tman on Dec 31, 2007

    “How to Assemble an Ikea Computer Desk” is risen! Hark the herald angels sing, Hark I tells you!

    Pinkerton, you are the best. Thanks for getting these back where they belong. This humble fan appreciates it.

  4. By dern on Jan 1, 2008

    Torso Messiah. Wow. I regret not reading it initially and waiting all this time to view its brilliance.

  5. By Skunk Ape on Feb 8, 2008

    Does this mean you’ve abandoned the BotB book version I’ve been unfoundedly daydreaming about?

  6. By Nate on Apr 5, 2008

    I hope you return to blogging, Jay. I miss reading your latest humor.

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