How I Got Stung By a Hornet: A Dramatization
Hornet: “Man, I could just roll around in sugar all day. Am I right? This shit is awesome.”
Jay: “Walks in a forests are the fun!”
Hornet: “Who’s this shithead? Well, I’ll just lie low until he’s gone.”
Jay: “A bees! You are for special extra friend, yes!”
Hornet: “What?”
Jay: “You go in my special friend place with ants and my M & Ms!” [attempts to put hornet up bum]
Hornet: “Aghh! Sweet Jesus!” [sting sting sting sting]
Jay: “My hand is big like a cars!”