Free Costume Ideas For Halloween!

October 6th, 2003 Posted in Quick Bits

Get yourself a Darth Vader mask. Then simply find a pair of sweatpants, a wife-beater and a John Deere hat that’ll fit around the mask. Tape a cigarette to the mouthpiece for extra authenticity, and voila: Darth Vader on Galactic welfare after the Death Star exploded. Feel free to use!

Artist’s Interpretation:

Translation For British Visitors: I know clothing has completely different names in the States and the UK. You call pants underwear, and knickers mean pants, and socks mean shirts, and you wear hats on your feet. So I’ve helpfully translated “sweatpants” into its British equivelant: “knobbens blimey-Clancyworthshiretonford”.