Direct to DVD

February 18th, 2006 Posted in Misc

Every so often a film is produced that is judged to not have “what it takes” to succeed in theaters. Many of these films, it would terrify you to learn, don’t even star Jean-Claude Van Damme. Just most of them.

This week’s Photoshop Fun contest takes a look at some of the new releases coming to a video store clearance bin near you.

This one started out as a joke:

…But checking it out now? It actually looks pretty awesome. I would admittedly rent the shit out of that.

Who am I kidding, I’d rent that too. My time is not precious.

Okay, I’d buy that.

Got any of your own? Submit ‘em on here, I’d be glad to see your stuff.