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Going Down

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007 | Posted in Anecdotes, Blog Posts |

The N-Word

Monday, September 24th, 2007 | Posted in Anecdotes, Blog Posts |

Diving Into Traffic To Avoid Puppies, And Other Tips For Children

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 | Posted in Anecdotes, Blog Posts |

In Times Of Crisis, You Can Count On Me (To Be A Big Pussy)

Sunday, March 11th, 2007 | Posted in Anecdotes, Blog Posts |

Dogs Are Idiots

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 | Posted in Anecdotes, Blog Posts |

Why I Am Not Allowed To Shop By Myself

Sunday, October 29th, 2006 | Posted in Anecdotes, Blog Posts |

Farmers Are Lunatics

Friday, October 13th, 2006 | Posted in Blog Posts, Rants |

What’s on TV on Sunday Morning

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 | Posted in Blog Posts, Rants |

Hardcore Sluts Crave Lucrative High-Yield Investments in Erectile Dysfunction Cures!

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 | Posted in Blog Posts, Rants |

People I Have Decided To Kill If I See Them Again: #46

Monday, May 15th, 2006 | Posted in Blog Posts, Rants |