2006

No, I’m Not Dead

Monday, December 11th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Why I Am Not Allowed To Shop By Myself

Sunday, October 29th, 2006 Posted in 2006, Essays | Comments Off

My Bad Interview

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Comedy That Time Forgot, Vol. 1

Sunday, October 15th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Farmers Are Lunatics

Friday, October 13th, 2006 Posted in 2006, Essays | Comments Off

“Islam? Violent? We’ll kill you for saying that!”

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

South Korea/JP.com Talks Break Down; Flame War Imminent

Monday, September 11th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Stacy, Will You Marry Me?

Friday, September 8th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Karla, Will You Marry Me?

Monday, August 28th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Shameless Hype

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Happy Dominion/ Independence Day! Enjoy your freedom/servitude!

Monday, July 3rd, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

What’s on TV on Sunday Morning

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Hardcore Sluts Crave Lucrative High-Yield Investments in Erectile Dysfunction Cures!

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Drinks at Irish Pub in Queens

Monday, June 26th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

The Trailer Trash (2002-2004)

Thursday, June 8th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Steven Wells is a Sensible Goddamn Man

Monday, May 22nd, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Weekend Site Maintenence

Saturday, May 20th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

People I Have Decided To Kill If I See Them Again: #46

Monday, May 15th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

What’s in Men’s Health

Thursday, May 11th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Chronicles of Narnia: Huge Pile of Shit

Thursday, April 20th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Fun Things to do in New York

Friday, April 14th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Brain-Death in Venice

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

The Gospel of Judas

Thursday, April 6th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

I Have Had it With All the Snakes on This Plane

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Canadian Tire Guy (1998-2006)

Saturday, March 11th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Graduate with Honors, Ninja Genius Sex Machine School

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Two Out of Six Ain’t Bad

Thursday, February 16th, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Commercials That Try Too Hard

Sunday, January 1st, 2006 Posted in 2006 | Comments Off

Things That Need to Go Away in 2006