2003

Longer Works and HTML Miscellany

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 Posted in 2004, 2003, Articles | 5 Comments »

My Bob Dole Period (Part II)

Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

My Bob Dole Period (Part I)

Monday, December 29th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

Fret (noun)

Wednesday, December 17th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

The Worst Part

Sunday, November 30th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

Not Too Much Off The Sides

Wednesday, November 26th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

How To Throw a Baby

Thursday, November 20th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

This Irritating, Useless Voice Message Is For Your Convenience

Monday, November 3rd, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

Inane in the Membrane

Sunday, October 26th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

What the fuck is PC Load Letter?

Friday, October 24th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

Gasping Morons & Ratfuck Bastards

Monday, October 20th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

My Brain Don’t Work Right

Friday, October 17th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

The Taming of the Jordan

Wednesday, October 15th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | Comments Off

Yes, Virginia, Your Parents Despise You

Wednesday, October 8th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

It’s Like Stealing, But With Stamps!

Monday, October 6th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

A Touch of the Coulier

Thursday, October 2nd, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

A Shameful Confession

Monday, September 29th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

The Matrix Revolutions Post That Doesn’t Actually Talk About Matrix Revolutions

Friday, September 26th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

We Are All Made of Stars

Saturday, September 20th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

A Tingling, Burning, Skin-Eating Sensation

Thursday, September 18th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

Fan mail for The Trailer Trash

Thursday, September 18th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

After the Blackout

Thursday, September 18th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

How To Be Drunk And Stupid

Saturday, September 6th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

Acceptable Losses

Thursday, August 28th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

Invasion of the Computer Snatchers

Thursday, August 28th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

IT Rockstar!

Thursday, August 21st, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

Meet The New DOS; Same As The Old DOS

Thursday, July 3rd, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

Knowing When To Hold ‘Em, Fold ‘Em & Walk Away From ‘Em: Kenny Rogers’ “The Gambler” & Its Effect on Post-Modern Interpretations of Karaoke

Sunday, June 22nd, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

In Support of Slave Labour

Saturday, February 22nd, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae

Wednesday, February 5th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »

OmniMegaDynaCorp Inc.

Thursday, January 30th, 2003 Posted in 2003 | No Comments »