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Honestly, to hell with MovableType
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Diving Into Traffic To Avoid Puppies, And Other Tips For Children
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Hello Again
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Put My Blarney Stones In Your Mouth
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Getting Angry About Things I’m Unqualified To Discuss
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In Times Of Crisis, You Can Count On Me (To Be A Big Pussy)
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No, I’m Not Dead
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Why I Am Not Allowed To Shop By Myself
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My Bad Interview
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Comedy That Time Forgot, Vol. 1
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Farmers Are Lunatics
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“Islam? Violent? We’ll kill you for saying that!”
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South Korea/JP.com Talks Break Down; Flame War Imminent
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Stacy, Will You Marry Me?
Friday, September 8th, 2006 Posted in
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Karla, Will You Marry Me?
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Shameless Hype
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Happy Dominion/ Independence Day! Enjoy your freedom/servitude!
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What’s on TV on Sunday Morning
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Hardcore Sluts Crave Lucrative High-Yield Investments in Erectile Dysfunction Cures!
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Drinks at Irish Pub in Queens
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The Trailer Trash (2002-2004)
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Steven Wells is a Sensible Goddamn Man
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Weekend Site Maintenence
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People I Have Decided To Kill If I See Them Again: #46
Monday, May 15th, 2006 Posted in
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What’s in Men’s Health
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Chronicles of Narnia: Huge Pile of Shit
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Fun Things to do in New York
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Brain-Death in Venice
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The Gospel of Judas
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I Have Had it With All the Snakes on This Plane
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Canadian Tire Guy (1998-2006)
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Graduate with Honors, Ninja Genius Sex Machine School
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Two Out of Six Ain’t Bad
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Commercials That Try Too Hard
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Things That Need to Go Away in 2006
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Ask Your Doctor if Financially Motivated, Overpriced Healthcare is For You!
Thursday, December 29th, 2005 Posted in
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Pink Candy For Your Tum-Tum
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Notes on Commuting by Bus in LA
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Jiminy Goes For a Swim
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Soop-Yok
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The Killer Bees
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The Complete News Skim Comics back online…
Sunday, July 3rd, 2005 Posted in
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What are you doing right now?
Sunday, June 19th, 2005 Posted in
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Oh, It’ll Fester
Friday, June 10th, 2005 Posted in
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Cubicle Blues (Volume I)
Wednesday, May 11th, 2005 Posted in
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Crises!
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Bloody Good Film
Friday, April 8th, 2005 Posted in
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Getting Out Of Bed (Just Like Brian Wilson Didn’t)
Monday, March 7th, 2005 Posted in
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Listening To Your Life Get Shorter To The Sounds of Lionel Richie
Tuesday, March 1st, 2005 Posted in
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Etiquette: Advanced Edition
Tuesday, January 18th, 2005 Posted in
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Afternoon Delight
Tuesday, December 14th, 2004 Posted in
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82 Reasons to Empathize With Your Government
Monday, November 29th, 2004 Posted in
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Misc.
Tuesday, November 16th, 2004 Posted in
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How My Brain Works
Friday, October 29th, 2004 Posted in
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A Brief Update From Heathen Lands
Friday, October 8th, 2004 Posted in
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The Problem
Wednesday, September 8th, 2004 Posted in
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Hackley-Smoot Act: The Bestselling Suspense Thriller
Tuesday, September 7th, 2004 Posted in
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You Don’t Buy a Cure For Cancer, You Just Rent It
Friday, September 3rd, 2004 Posted in
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“Berry” Good News
Thursday, August 26th, 2004 Posted in
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Need a Light? Urine Luck!
Wednesday, August 11th, 2004 Posted in
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This Title Brought To You By Starsky & Hutch (Buy on DVD TODAY!)
Saturday, July 31st, 2004 Posted in
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Office of the Damned
Monday, July 26th, 2004 Posted in
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Spam: The Other Pink Meat
Tuesday, June 29th, 2004 Posted in
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Killing Me Slowly With Their Songs
Thursday, June 10th, 2004 Posted in
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Deathmatchin’! (Pt. 2)
Saturday, April 24th, 2004 Posted in
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Deathmatchin’! (Pt.1)
Friday, April 23rd, 2004 Posted in
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Free Crap (With Every Order of Crap)
Thursday, April 22nd, 2004 Posted in
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You DON’T Think
Sunday, April 18th, 2004 Posted in
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Here Comes the Sun
Sunday, April 11th, 2004 Posted in
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My Deductive Genius Put to Work
Sunday, April 4th, 2004 Posted in
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How The Test Was Won And Where It Got Us
Thursday, March 18th, 2004 Posted in
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A Real Looker
Wednesday, February 18th, 2004 Posted in
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Reading is Dead (Long Live the King)
Sunday, January 25th, 2004 Posted in
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My Ass Needs Kicking (From Me)
Friday, January 23rd, 2004 Posted in
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Be Jay Pinkerton’s Friend For Only $19.99!
Monday, January 12th, 2004 Posted in
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Buffet of the Damned
Monday, January 12th, 2004 Posted in
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My Bob Dole Period (Part II)
Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 Posted in
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My Bob Dole Period (Part I)
Monday, December 29th, 2003 Posted in
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Fret
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Wednesday, December 17th, 2003 Posted in
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The Worst Part
Sunday, November 30th, 2003 Posted in
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Not Too Much Off The Sides
Wednesday, November 26th, 2003 Posted in
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How To Throw a Baby
Thursday, November 20th, 2003 Posted in
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This Irritating, Useless Voice Message Is For Your Convenience
Monday, November 3rd, 2003 Posted in
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Inane in the Membrane
Sunday, October 26th, 2003 Posted in
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What the fuck is PC Load Letter?
Friday, October 24th, 2003 Posted in
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Gasping Morons & Ratfuck Bastards
Monday, October 20th, 2003 Posted in
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My Brain Don’t Work Right
Friday, October 17th, 2003 Posted in
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The Taming of the Jordan
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Yes, Virginia, Your Parents Despise You
Wednesday, October 8th, 2003 Posted in
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It’s Like Stealing, But With Stamps!
Monday, October 6th, 2003 Posted in
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A Touch of the Coulier
Thursday, October 2nd, 2003 Posted in
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A Shameful Confession
Monday, September 29th, 2003 Posted in
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The Matrix Revolutions Post That Doesn’t Actually Talk About Matrix Revolutions
Friday, September 26th, 2003 Posted in
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We Are All Made of Stars
Saturday, September 20th, 2003 Posted in
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A Tingling, Burning, Skin-Eating Sensation
Thursday, September 18th, 2003 Posted in
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Fan mail for The Trailer Trash
Thursday, September 18th, 2003 Posted in
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After the Blackout
Thursday, September 18th, 2003 Posted in
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How To Be Drunk And Stupid
Saturday, September 6th, 2003 Posted in
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Acceptable Losses
Thursday, August 28th, 2003 Posted in
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Invasion of the Computer Snatchers
Thursday, August 28th, 2003 Posted in
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IT Rockstar!
Thursday, August 21st, 2003 Posted in
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Meet The New DOS; Same As The Old DOS
Thursday, July 3rd, 2003 Posted in
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Knowing When To Hold ‘Em, Fold ‘Em & Walk Away From ‘Em: Kenny Rogers’ “The Gambler” & Its Effect on Post-Modern Interpretations of Karaoke
Sunday, June 22nd, 2003 Posted in
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In Support of Slave Labour
Saturday, February 22nd, 2003 Posted in
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Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae
Wednesday, February 5th, 2003 Posted in
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OmniMegaDynaCorp Inc.
Thursday, January 30th, 2003 Posted in
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Altercation on the TTC
Friday, December 20th, 2002 Posted in
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Battle of the Brains
Tuesday, December 10th, 2002 Posted in
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Mission Statement
Friday, December 6th, 2002 Posted in
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Disgusting Thoughts To Haunt Your Dreams
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Something Fun To Do On The Weekend
Wednesday, November 13th, 2002 Posted in
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The Applaudable Aim of Hard Rocking
Friday, November 8th, 2002 Posted in
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Human Cartoons On The Fourteenth Floor
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Personal Visions of Hell (And Other Fun-Filled Conversation Starters…)
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$14.99 Shirt-and-Tie Combo
Thursday, October 31st, 2002 Posted in
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I Crack Jokes And Turn Others To Sluts
Sunday, October 20th, 2002 Posted in
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Your Government Dollars At Work
Saturday, October 19th, 2002 Posted in
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Sympathy For The Devil
Wednesday, October 16th, 2002 Posted in
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Fun at McDonalds
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Something We can All Agree On…
Thursday, October 10th, 2002 Posted in
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A Tale of Two Biceps
Saturday, October 5th, 2002 Posted in
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Stuck In The Middle With (All 5,000 Of) You
Saturday, October 5th, 2002 Posted in
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Goddamnit! Who Put Luncheon Meat In My Inbox?
Thursday, October 3rd, 2002 Posted in
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Top Five Female Celebrity Fantasy Make-outs
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Please Give Generously, So That I Can Kill Karyn
Tuesday, October 1st, 2002 Posted in
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I Will Master The Sousaphone With My ‘Just Watch Me’ Attitude
Tuesday, October 1st, 2002 Posted in
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Fighting Insomnia
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The History of the Blog
Saturday, September 28th, 2002 Posted in
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A Strict Regimen of Self-Improvement
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An Intriguing Discovery
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