Essays

Going Down

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007 Posted in Essays | 7 Comments »

The N-Word

Monday, September 24th, 2007 Posted in Essays | 10 Comments »

Diving Into Traffic To Avoid Puppies, And Other Tips For Children

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 Posted in 2007, Essays | Comments Off

Dogs Are Idiots

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

Why I Am Not Allowed To Shop By Myself

Sunday, October 29th, 2006 Posted in 2006, Essays | Comments Off

Farmers Are Lunatics

Friday, October 13th, 2006 Posted in 2006, Essays | Comments Off

The History of Pirate Bathroom Comics

Thursday, September 7th, 2006 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

So You’ve Regained Consciousness…

Sunday, October 30th, 2005 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

Dear Parents…

Thursday, September 15th, 2005 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

Back of the Bible: The Book of Obadiah

Monday, September 5th, 2005 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

Bats Enjoy Diving at my Face

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

Batman Begins Primer

Monday, June 13th, 2005 Posted in Writing About Comics, Essays | Comments Off

Back of the Bible: The Book of Jonah

Thursday, May 26th, 2005 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

The Cover Critic: Avengers #33

Thursday, January 27th, 2005 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

Jay’s Self-Deception Resolution Plan!

Tuesday, January 4th, 2005 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

Maybe we were too hard on Canadian Tire Guy

Sunday, January 2nd, 2005 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

The Most Embarrassing Incident of My Life

Tuesday, December 7th, 2004 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

She’s an Alcoholic

Wednesday, December 1st, 2004 Posted in Essays | 1 Comment »

UPS: The Revenge! (cymbal crash)

Wednesday, November 24th, 2004 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

The Humiliation Potential of Shaking a Black Man’s Hand

Thursday, November 18th, 2004 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

UPS is the worst shipping service in North America

Tuesday, October 26th, 2004 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

UPS: Unconditional Parcel Screw-ups

Monday, October 25th, 2004 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

An Entire Post Explicitly Devoted To Wiping My Ass

Thursday, August 12th, 2004 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

The Wrong Assholes

Wednesday, July 21st, 2004 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

How To Break Your Arms and Legs

Thursday, July 8th, 2004 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

Can’t We All Just Agree to Not Get Along?

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2004 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

Nourishing Your Inner Cynic with the Idiocy of Strangers

Saturday, June 5th, 2004 Posted in Essays | 1 Comment »

The Importance of Never Having Goals

Thursday, June 3rd, 2004 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

I Built This City

Saturday, May 8th, 2004 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

The Biological Imperative

Tuesday, March 30th, 2004 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

Descartes Blanche

Monday, March 15th, 2004 Posted in Essays | No Comments »

Waiting on a Change

Monday, March 30th, 1998 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

Truly Outrageous

Monday, March 30th, 1998 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

They Just Don’t Make ‘Em Like The Incredible Hulk Anymore

Monday, March 30th, 1998 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

Stem Cell Research Primer

Monday, March 30th, 1998 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

Sending Your Kids to College: Should You?

Monday, March 30th, 1998 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

An Open Letter to the Makers of Beastmaster

Monday, March 30th, 1998 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

I Would Like To Buy a Duck

Monday, March 30th, 1998 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

I Rock

Monday, March 30th, 1998 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

Fuck Now (While There’s Still Time)

Monday, March 30th, 1998 Posted in Essays | Comments Off

Cleaning on Rotation

Monday, March 30th, 1998 Posted in Essays | Comments Off