Aesop Confucius Pinkerton shares wisdom
When tossing a coffee cup across the room in yet another of many flawless coffee cup bank shots off the filing cabinet into the garbage, be sure to throw the empty coffee cup, and not the full cup of coffee you just purchased.
Moreover, when casually hurling cups of steaming hot coffee across your office like a fucking madman, be sure not to do this when the owner of the company is walking by your door.
Above all, always remember when sitting like an idiot with coffee running down the walls your office, and the owner of the company staring at you like you have mushy pudding for brains, not to forget yourself and say “Son of a cunting fuck”.
Also, don’t be me.