Private: Well, Shitballs…
October 17th, 2007 Posted in Blog PostsApparently a lot of the code in my archived site read “jaypinkerton.cracked.com” instead of “jaypinkerton.com” (the danger of using absolute addresses in your coding). As you can see, a lot of it doesn’t now work.
I’m working on it. [cue Yosemite Sam-esque grumbling]
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By Stankleberry on Oct 17, 2007
Give it the old elbow drop.
By Zack on Oct 17, 2007
Give it the old SMELLbow drop.
Rub your elbow in someones stink and then give your adversary a taste of “ol’ smeller”…. that of course being my nickname for a smelly elbow.
I’ll stop now.
By Stankleberry on Oct 18, 2007
That is disgusting, Zack.
By Emerson on Oct 18, 2007
My “favorite” link to you was taking me to a generic Cracked blog page.
By Radu on Oct 20, 2007
Yeah, I thought Jay was telling me about the latest Heroes episode and some guy with bad hair from a band for high school kids. It sucked.
By Jerzy on Oct 27, 2007
Dear Jay, what in bloody Mary’s tampon were you doing role-playing on the Sarah Silverman Show? Do you fucking know that you blew my cover? I’m waiting for the sex after a 5 hour double date, other couple is about to get the fuck out of my place and you, asshole, you, show up on my television causing me to say, hey, I know that guy, well not really, but I read his blog and he’s hilarious! That caused everyone to start paying attention to the fact that I have some connection to that asshole wearing a funny hat and playing D+D.
I think my date actually made the turn-table scratchy stop noise when I said that and I could actually hear the gate clang shut on any possibility for sex. So thanks a-hole, why don’t you give us a fucking warning if you are going to stick your mug on tv and maybe some of us would not have to settle for a fucking handjob after an $80 date. Ass.
By Jerzy on Oct 27, 2007
PS good performance, looking forward to your next cameo appearance