2006 Oscar Rundown

March 1st, 2006 Posted in Off-site Articles

Karla and I recently co-wrote a massive eight-page article over at Cracked.com, running through all the Oscar nominations and guessing the winners. It will probably surprise you not at all that I manage to name-drop Batman Begins on practically every page, despite a shockingly inadequate number of nominations on the part of The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (or, as I like to call them, Morons Who Wouldn’t Know Quality Cinema if it Drove Over Them in a Batmobile).

Hope this gets you in shape in time for the Oscars, folks. I won’t be watching it myself. This year’s nomination of Brokeback Mountain means I can finally watch gay pornography guilt-free, and I intend to be forwarding through it a single frozen frame at a time.

Click the gratuitously enormous-donged Oscar below to read.

Edit: Sharp-eyed forumgoer Mr. Gale wrote me to point out that the links don’t actually point to the article. It’s fixed and they do now.