How I Got Stung By a Hornet: A Dramatization

September 18th, 2003 Posted in Anecdotes, Blog Posts, Other Comics, Quickies

Hornet: “Man, I could just roll around in sugar all day. Am I right? This shit is awesome.”

Jay: “Walks in a forests are the fun!”

Hornet: “Who’s this shithead? Well, I’ll just lie low until he’s gone.”

Jay: “A bees! You are for special extra friend, yes!”

Hornet: “What?”

Jay: “You go in my special friend place with ants and my M & Ms!” [attempts to put hornet up bum]

Hornet: “Aghh! Sweet Jesus!” [sting sting sting sting]

Jay: “My hand is big like a cars!”